Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Slaves.

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Because they always take things literally

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.