Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift