Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights