Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.