Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift