Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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A boa constructor.

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Their mind

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally