What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.