What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells