What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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For me it's three weeks.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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Who cares? It's a relephant.

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An encownter group.

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She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.