What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.