What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible