What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!