When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)