When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.