When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.