When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."