Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.