Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"