Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.