Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.