What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."