What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista