What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"