What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."