What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."