What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped