What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped