What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber