What kind of tea do you pay an arm and ...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?