What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee