Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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