Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Quadruple Amputee Jokes More Quadruple Amputee Jokes

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.