What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!