What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!