What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee