What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps