What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!