Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.