Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Disoriented.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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A pocket watch.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord