He had too much thyme on his hands.
Because there was no point.
Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
She sings with the other hand.
Tie their hands behind their back.
He was taking a sheet.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Herb
Honestly, no idea!
He's a Thyme Lord
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands