Herb Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Computer Disk Drive Jokes More Computer Disk Drive Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.