He had too much thyme on his hands.
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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
Herb
Honestly, no idea!
A thyme machine.
PARSLEYMONIOUS
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because his career is in ruins.
Because one more would be too farty.
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !
With a monkey!
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
Nothing, it never happens.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Jalapenetration.
The story grows on you.
Through Frodo-synthesis.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it