Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."