Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!