Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D