Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.