Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants