Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants