What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress