What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.