What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.