What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.