What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.