What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper