What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.