Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli