Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

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When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't