Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!