Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

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Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own