Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own