Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Exhibit Jokes More Exhibit Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own