Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own