Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.

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Put your money where your mount is!

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!