Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

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Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Driver License Jokes More Driver License Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression?

He's always getting off on the wrong foot.