Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Driver License Jokes More Driver License Jokes

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

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Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression?

He's always getting off on the wrong foot.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.