Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.