Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

the fam copter

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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He has so many Bishops!

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.