An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
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Leonardo Da Itchy
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
Because it wasn't
For shortening!
Matisse hurt!
2B or not 2B?
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
Salvador Deli
Sketchy
A park bench can support a family of four.
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He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because he was sketchy.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
They keep drawing !
A: Easel-y.
Too many strokes.
edit: nevermind...
The second one.
Your grandma.
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing
You never know if your gums are bruised.
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
A LexiCon
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
An anthropologist
Sorry not sorry
Diddly squat
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
