An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
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Leonardo Da Itchy
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
Because it wasn't
For shortening!
Matisse hurt!
2B or not 2B?
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
Salvador Deli
Sketchy
A park bench can support a family of four.
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He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because he was sketchy.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
They keep drawing !
A: Easel-y.
Too many strokes.
Rash*
Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing
You never know if your gums are bruised.
Because they're good at commiting.
Because they finish each other's sentences
Why don't you try icing it
Bruised Lee
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
They're all Renaissance Italian artists.
Cause he just got it!
A LexiCon
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
It's Bill Withers.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
