An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
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Leonardo Da Itchy
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
Because it wasn't
For shortening!
Matisse hurt!
2B or not 2B?
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
Salvador Deli
Sketchy
A park bench can support a family of four.
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He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because he was sketchy.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
They keep drawing !
A: Easel-y.
Too many strokes.
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Ja-scusi.
So they can do math
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Where's my tractor?
Dresses up as an altar boy
Because it doesn't discriminate.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
A LexiCon
You aren't naked in my bed.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Cause he just got it!
They're all Renaissance Italian artists.
Because it's Nicaragua
Soo-Duhh!
