Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!