Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!