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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.