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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

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What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.