Ze Jokes

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.