Ze Jokes

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.