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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.