Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot