Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot