Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot