Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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They bring flowers to his grave.

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What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

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What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.