Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.