What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips