Pilgrim Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.