Pilgrim Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.