Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

Pilgrim Jokes More Pilgrim Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?