Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!