What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!