What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.