What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast