Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.