Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.