What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.