What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25