What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher