Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.