Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.