Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.