Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.