Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.