What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.