How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.