How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's