How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking