How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

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How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction