How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.