How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)