Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Twig Jokes More Twig Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Non Stick Pan Jokes More Non Stick Pan Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.