Madam President.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
Justice isn't always black and white
Because freedom rings.