How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again