Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.