Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.