Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.