What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.