What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.