What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

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Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.