What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.