What did the carrot say to the DJ?

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Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.