What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.