What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!