What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.