What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.