What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick