What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick