What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.