What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.