What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!