What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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Jesus going up for the cross!

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spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!