What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...