What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!