What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!