What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...