Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.