Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.