Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.