Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow