What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite