What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...