Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren