Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.