Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse