Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.