One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
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Because I slam.
Because they love to slam duck!
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
So your arse doesn't slam.
Swishnu
When he shoots, someone else scores.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
A law-suit
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
It chips.
Chicken Kiev
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
Shake it off
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
Drones can't tell either
The pension package.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
You have to love easter, baby." (OC)
tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
