Slam Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo