One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
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Because I slam.
Because they love to slam duck!
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
So your arse doesn't slam.
Juan on Juan.
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
Warren.
Its arse.
Thunderwear.
It's a members-only jacket.
It was a poultry amount
Chicken Kiev
A full set of teeth
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
A corpse.
Tickle the goat under it's chin.
Lawsuits.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
