Slam Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

Phish Jokes More Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake