Slam Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.