What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !