What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour