What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour