What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.